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Artist removes 1 inch off the peak of England’s highest mountain; Brits want their inch back.

It is still England’s highest mountain, but Scafell Pike is ever so slightly smaller now after an artist stole the top inch of the summit to display in a gallery.
Oscar Santillan, 34, was accused of vandalism after removing the stone pinnacle of the 3,209ft Lake District peak for an exhibition in London.
Ian Stephens, managing director of Cumbria Tourism, said: “This is taking the mickey and we want the top of our mountain back.”

I love art

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

what r they going to do just glue it back on

This is hilarious from the people who robbed half the planet of their cultural artifacts.

Hold that fucker hostage until England starts giving shit back.

english people aren’t allowed to use the phrase “boy howdy” and this is why

Why are yall the way that you are

should I go on tindr while completely wasted? probably not. will i? absolutely! unless any of you are volunteering to be my gf. and by gf i mean ghost friend as in someone who will go ghost hunting with me and also make out with me

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few things are worse than mistaking situational tolerance for friendship

situational tolerance, that’s a good one.

Adulthood: Finding out that most of your childhood friendships were situational tolerances born from school. Only to go on and find new situational tolerances at work.

here’s to situational toleranceship!

Maybe the real situational tolerances were the friends we made along the way!

Why I’m rude and don’t like people

I barely tolerate being alive, let alone other people