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insufferable-soyboy:

wahbegan:

sailor–spoon:

slimetony:

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

A pox upon you and all your kin, may your crops wither and your cattle sicken and die for profaning my dashboard with this vile heresy i cast my curse across your name

Shut up, this is a classic

I weep for the nobler times.

that’s a sigil of protection…

itsaruse:

edromyheart:

My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.

In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good sense of style.”

Me: “Actually, I live here alone.”

Landlord: “Ah, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.”

Me: 😳