lilbittydragon:

spacehussy:

broliloquy:

quasi-normalcy:

Hot Take: Satan’s actual aim in “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” was to trick Johnny into committing the mortal sin of pride. Since he succeeded, the Devil gets his soul anyway. But enjoy your functionally useless golden fiddle for the next few decades, I guess.

Even hotter take: Johnny seems like the kind of cool and fun person who was going to go to hell for enjoying life to the fullest anyway, so all the Devil really achieved was a truly impressive self-own in the form of an immortal folk song commemorating Johnny absolutely destroying him in a fiddle duel, despite the fact that the Devil cheated by summoning an entire band of demons to back him up.

#hottest take: the devil was just trying to flirt with johnny

#ultra hot take: The Devil Went Down On Johnny

fursonar:

“The most Gothic description of Capital is also the most accurate. Capital is an abstract parasite, an insatiable vampire and zombie-maker; but the living flesh it converts into dead labor is ours, and the zombies it makes are us.”

— Mark Fisher, Capitalist Realism
(via poeticsofdissolution) i heard
from my housemate that dead people’s facebook accounts are being reanimated as anti-net-neutrality bots (via marxferatu)

menalez:

hello-homophobes:

menalez:

foxnewsdeathcult:

menalez:

klubbhead:

countrymusiciancranberry:

lifeofcynch:

doecourser:

truscum-grass:

menalez:

agender fagdyke

And theyre 23 years old….

I need I go lie down

Wtf is a fagdyke lol

its a Supreme Gay

Its actually code for ‘im heterosexual’

“im a heterosexual who does gender magic to become a Supreme Gay”, yes,

are you sure this isn’t convoluted bisexual gender magic that “every attraction they feel is always gay”?

yeah im almost sure they’re bi and basically “if I’m into a man then im a man! if I’m into a woman then I’m a woman!”