OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard
In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”
THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS
Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars. NASA: FOR WHAT?! Astronaut: We want to put kitties in space and have them float around in zero gravity. NASA: Here is all the money. God bless.
Those cats are just ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!
men will be like I made this woman do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and track all the bills and appointments and raise all my kids but I did 8 whole hours of work today so I get control of the thermostat, TV remote, emotional manipulation, car, mealtimes, how much money my wife spends, and also what scent of air freshener the car gets…..and that’s what makes me a good dad to….however many kids it is we have.
Jk it’s because i used my mind to subjugate a living creature
The only good thing abput me is that my filthiness means I’m willing to do gross chores that other people are freaked out by. Need to toss some ancient moldy food? I can do that. Scrub the trash juice from the bottom of the can? No problem. I could probably be one of those cleaning people on hoarders if there weren’t so many roaches and diapers involved.
sapphic-schizo 