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CALLOUT POST for Fitzwilliam Darcy

  • did not consider me handsome enough to dance with
  • has been the means of ruining, perhaps for ever, the happiness of a most beloved sister

  • reduced George Wickham to his present state of comparative poverty (I don’t have receipts on this but trust me)

  • is full of arrogance, conceit, and selfish disdain of the feelings of others; is ungentlemanlike in general

EDIT: I HAVE RESCINDED ALL CALLOUTS OF MR. DARCY He is now my husband (long story)

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I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

what a tiny little baby country. smol

stop being mean to mom

you can literally drive a couple of hours north or south here and notice a massive change in the accents/dialects, values, customs, attitudes personalities of those around you! i’ve just been about 2 hours away from home and felt like a total foreigner. nearly everyone speaks in received pronunciation where i live but 2.5 hours west and there’ll be stereotypical farming accents, an hour drive to london and entirely different consonants will be dropped, it blows my mind sometimes

It’s literally a shorter drive from Bristol to Wales than it is from Dallas to Austin I’m screaming