black-diaspora:

kafirah:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

africanaquarian:

sighinastorm:

This is the Goose of Outrageous Self Assuredness.  Take from her example, her ludicrous and excellent poise in the face of bullying, and be confident in your place, your course, your equal validity.

I’m always amazed by the amount of fucks geese refuse to give.

This is it, this is everything you need to know about geese in one video.

Wow. Goals.

This has Radfem energy

why does it take SO FUCKING LONG to make a payment on my credit card in the year of our lord 2018??????? I am so unbelievably pissed about this whole situation. first the bank cancels my debit card without warning and sends me a new one literally right before i leave the state so of course it doesn’t get there on time because why the fuck would anything they do be on time??? so now i’m exclusively using my credit card and have to transfer from paypal to my bank account and then to my credit card, each transaction taking a whole fucking day or more so now i’m somehow overdrawn on my bank account, my paypal is empty, my credit card is almost maxed out, and all my money that’s been sent from one account to the other is just…floating around in the ether somewhere because apparently digital transactions are sent by fucking carrier pigeons

theyellowbrickroad:

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

gglitter-titties:

justcallmeemilyv:

charmcore:

This is how we give Praise to a Witch who is really Nailing an Outfitte.

I have a mighty need to expand the knowledge that this gif is from the ballet Giselle, and these are spirits of women who died from broken hearts called wilis – in the ballet, men who get lost in the forest at night are trapped by the wilis and danced to death for doing wrong to women. It’s all quite badass. (with Myrtha, Queen of the Willis in the middle – she’s one cold hearted bitch and I love her.)

Do the wilis take requests